...I ain't in jail, and I'm still married, so I must be doing something right.
That being said: I am going to be devilishly hard to get ahold of for a while. Forget about phoning me for the foreseeable future, and forget any email address you may have on file.
The best way to get vital correspondence, paying propositions, and serious queries to my attention is via [jack dot feerick dot says at gmail dot com].
Idle or fatuous inquiries, as always, will be ignored.